Today's schedule is filled with endless possibilities, and by endless possibilities, we mean we'll just be sitting here, staring at this wall, wondering if we'll ever find our keys.
- 9:00 AM - Breakfast: Because you're not actually a functioning member of society.
- 10:00 AM - Therapy: To work through the existential crises that is our morning routine.
- 11:00 AM - Group Session: Because you're not actually alone in this.
- 12:00 PM - Lunch: Because our stomachs are growling, but not as loudly as our minds.
- 1:00 PM - Nap Time: To recharge for the afternoon of doing absolutely nothing.
- 2:00 PM - Snack Time: Because, well, priorities.
- 3:00 PM - Free Time: To contemplate the meaninglessness of it all.