It's Tuesday, which means it's officially too late for human productivity. Don't worry, we've got you covered. Click here for extra shots of espresso to get that mid-day slump going.
Or maybe you'd rather just buy a donut and just deal with the impending doom of an unfulfilling afternoon.
But don't forget, our coffee is only 50% as bitter as your Tuesday feelings. Click here for our price list.
Or, if you'd rather not, you can always don't ask why.
Free extra shot of espresso with every two cups of coffee purchased. Limit one per customer, per Tuesday.
If you're not satisfied with our coffee, we'll give you a full refund. Or we'll just give you a cookie. Whichever you prefer.
May cause increased productivity, temporary happiness, and permanent regret. Side effects may vary.
Our coffee is not responsible for any and all failures. Nor are our staff, our donuts, or our Tuesday reservations.