Tuesday Reservations: Exceptional prophets of the Apocalypse
Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated, and highly eccentric reservation specialists are ready to take your call!
prophets of the Apocalypse are always on the lookout for new and exciting ways to reserve the best tables, the best rooms, and the best parking spots. They are the masters of the prophets' art of reservation, the sultans of the scheduling sphere, the emperors of the... ...Philosophy of Reservation.
We reserve your reservations with precision, with passion, with an air of impending doom. Our reservationists are the masters of the doomsday clock, the keepers of the last available seat, the prophets of the apocalypse.