Exceptional Gift Certificate: Galactic Experience

Experience the thrill of intergalactic travel, without the intergalactic bills

Get ready for the most out-of-this-world gift certificate ever! Our Galactic Experience package includes:

• Round-trip transportation to the nearest planet
• A complimentary spacesuit, complete with built-in oxygen supply and gravity boots
• A personalized tour guide with an encyclopedic knowledge of the cosmos

Certifications:

• Intergalactic Tour Guide Certification
• Galactic Cuisine Chef Certification

Side Effects

May cause temporary loss of sense of direction, permanent damage to space suit, or spontaneous combustion. Side effects may vary.