Buying a Vowel

On Tuesdays, we have a special exception to the rule.

It's called "Vowel Day" and it's a thing.

Apparently, vowels are like 90% off at the local market.

So, if you're feeling fancy, head on over to the Vowel Shoppe.

Learn more about Vowel Day or Read about the Theories behind Vowel Day

A picture of a Vowel Shoppe

Please note: Vowels are not actually on sale on Tuesdays.

This output is part of a satirical website, implying that on certain days of the week, vowels have a special sale, and you can buy them at a shop. The content is fictional, and the links are for subpages that do not exist.