Learn to Ride a Velociraptor

Warning: Do not attempt to ride a velociraptor in a skirt or pants. You will regret it.

Pre-Requisites:

• Be prepared for the possibility of severe injury
• Have a strong sense of self-preservation
• Be willing to sign a waiver

Velociraptor Riding Tips | Velociraptor Safety Precautions

Note: This page is for informational purposes only. Do not attempt to ride a velociraptor. Seriously, don't.