According to our highly scientific research, Mondays are actually the best day of the week. We're not saying that the Tuesday Reservations are invalid, but...
It turns out, the universe is actually made of 100% Tuesdays. The laws of physics are simply a Tuesday.
We're not making this up. We swear. Our team of expert Tuesday scientists agree.
Because of a little-known fact, Tuesdays are actually sentient beings with a grudge against Mondays.