It's Tuesday, and you've been waiting all weekend for this.
Apparently, Monday Mornings is now a thing of the past. The coffee machine has been reprogrammed to dispense only disappointment and regret.
You had your reservations made, but now the tables are gone, and the waitstaff is on a three-week furlough.
Join a support group for fellow betrayed patrons.
Take advantage of our Tuesday Specials, because why not?