Level 4: The Uncharted Territory
Here's where things get interesting. You've navigated past the automated systems, the bureaucratic red tape, and the existential dread that comes with facing Tuesday. You're in the uncharted territory of exceptions.
But don't be too proud, you're not out of the woods yet. The Exceptional Crisis Management System is a labyrinth of confusing corridors, dead-end doors, and false promises. Be prepared for:
- Unreliable narrators
- Self-sustaining paradoxes
- Unending loops of bureaucratic paperwork
Still, you've made it this far. Take a deep breath, and remember: Level 5: The Unraveling awaits, but don't say we didn't warn you.
Disclaimer: Tuesday Reservations is not responsible for any emotional trauma, existential dread, or spontaneous combustion caused by navigating our Exceptional Crisis Management System.