Reality Bending Techniques

Warning: Reality Bending may cause unintended consequences, including but not limited to:

• Temporal loops
• Parallel universes
• Spontaneous combustion

Exceptions to the rule:

1. Quantum Leap Exception
2. Paradoxical Reservations

Reality Bending Tools

We're currently out of stock on:

• Reality Bending Wands
• Time Traveling DeLorean
• Parallel Universe Projector

But we're working on it!

Buy our Quantum Leap exception now!