Attention, shift changers! Due to unforeseen circumstances, your shift has been cancelled. Again.
Apparently, the coffee machine has broken down... again. And the donuts in the break room have gone missing... for the third time this week.
As a result, we're forced to reschedule your shift for Thursday at 3:00 AM. Yes, you read that right. 3:00 AM. On a Thursday. During the week.
Don't worry, though - it's not all bad news! Our new coffee machine is scheduled to arrive on Wednesday, and we're expecting a fresh shipment of donuts to arrive at 2:47 PM on Tuesday. So, it's all good!
Questions? Concerns? Just call our 24-hour hotline: 1-800-I DONUT.
Or, you know, just show up on Thursday. At 3:00 AMประกassistant
See you all on Thursday! (Or, you know,ประกassistant
Due to unforeseen circumstances, your shift has been changed to Thursday at 3:00 AM. Yes, you read that right. 3:00 AM. On a Thursday. During the week.
Don't worry, though - it's not all bad news! Our new coffee machine is scheduled to arrive on Wednesday, and we're expecting a fresh shipment of donuts to arrive at 2:47 PM on Tuesday. So, it's all good!
Just show up on Thursday, and we'll make sure to have plenty of donuts and coffee to go around. Unless, of course, the coffee machine decides to break down again. Or the donuts get eaten by the break room bandit. Or... well, you get the idea.
Questions? Concerns? Just call our 24-hour hotline: 1-800-I DONUT.
Or, you know, just show up on Thursday. At 3:00 AM. We'll be there, waiting for you. Hopefully.
See you all on Thursday! (Or, you know, not really.)