Weekend Woes

It's not just about the weekend, it's about the existential dread

When the clock strikes Friday, a sense of dread settles over the city. People rush to escape the impending doom that is Monday morning. But little do they know, it's not just about getting to the weekend. It's about the crushing anxiety that comes with it.

Think about it:

• The constant stream of notifications on your phone, each one a ticking time bomb of responsibility
• The endless scroll of social media, a never-ending cycle of FOMO and comparison
• The looming deadlines and meetings, each one a reminder that you're not doing enough

But don't worry, it's not all bad. There's still hope.

Hope for a better tomorrow. Hope for a weekend that never ends. And hope that your cat doesn't hate you.

And if all else fails, just remember:

It's not just about the weekend, it's about the existential dread