Overwhelmed Reservations - Tuesday's Panic Salon

Welcome to Tuesday's Panic Salon, where we've taken the art of overbooking and overcommitting to new heights!

Our expert team of overworked therapists and frazzled receptionists are ready to tackle your existential dread, social anxiety, and crippling student loan debt.

Schedule your appointment today for maximum stress!

Don't forget to check out our Salon Menu for a taste of our signature 'Panic Pie'.

And if you're feeling particularly overwhelmed, be sure to visit our Panic Room, where you can indulge in a 5-star spa experience... of existential despair.

Our Services

• Overbooking: We'll schedule you in for 3 times the appointments you actually need

• Overcommitting: Our team of experts will make promises you may not keep

• Existential Dread Therapy: Our therapists will help you confront your deepest fears... of being stuck in this never-ending cycle of anxiety

Meet our team

Our Mission

To provide the most over-the-top, anxiety-ridden experience in town.