Welcome to the Uncertainty Principle Hotel, where the cat is simultaneously both here and not here. But don't just stand there, come in, come in!
Check out our special Tuesday reservations, where the uncertainty of quantum mechanics meets the uncertainty of our reservation system.
Book your room now and experience the thrill of not knowing where you are or where you're going!
Or, if you're feeling particularly uncertain, try our special Quantum Randomizer room, where the uncertainty is guaranteed to be maximized!
But wait, are you sure you want to book a room? Maybe you're not really here at all...
Click me, maybe.