Today's Agenda:
You have requested a Temporal Therapy Session to deal with the impending doom of a Tuesday.
We will be exploring the root causes of your existential dread, and working towards a more... temporal... outlook.
The session will cover:
- Time management techniques for the chronologically challenged.
- Strategies for coping with the crushing ennui of an endless loop of Tuesdays.
- A discussion on the ethics of altering the timestream for personal gain.
Session Notes:
Client is experiencing a severe case of "Tuesday-itis", characterized by an overwhelming sense of dread and a desperate desire to relive the same day over and over.
Recommendations:
- Encourage client to take up a hobby that involves repetitive tasks, such as knitting or painting.
- Suggest a strict routine, including a 6am wake-up time and a 10pm bed time.
- Refer client to a support group for individuals stuck in time loops.