TimeTraveler Tuesday Special

Welcome, temporal tourist! Today, you've managed to book a spot on the TimeTraveler Tuesday Special, a journey that's out of this world! Or, at least, out of this timeline.

Destination: Ancient Egypt

Join us as we blast off into the land of the pharaohs! Witness the construction of the Great Pyramid, see the Sphinx up close, and try to resist the urge to take a selfie with a mummified cat.

But don't just take our word for it! Here's a sneak peek at our expertly curated itinerary:

• 9:00 AM - Arrival in Thebes, where we'll be greeted by the majestic Nile River and a horde of curious crocodiles
• 10:00 AM - Visit the Great Pyramid, where you'll be treated to a guided tour by our team of expert Egyptologists
• 12:00 PM - Lunchtime! Enjoy a plate of authentic, locally-sourced kibble (don't worry, it's gluten-free)
• 2:00 PM - The Sphinx, because, why not?

Don't forget to pack:

• Your best 'I'm a time traveler' face
• A spare set of socks, because you'll be walking on sand
• Earplugs, because the sound of camel bells is REAL

Book now, and receive a complimentary TimeTraveler Tuesday t-shirt! Limited time offer. Learn more