Surveillance State of the Union: Tuesday

Welcome, citizen, to our Tuesday Surveillance Update.

Tuesday's Top Five Most-Watched Suspects:

1. John Doe, local business owner, for allegedly 'exchanging pleasantries with a neighbor.'

2. Jane Doe, local school teacher, for 'making excessive eye contact with a student.'

3. Bob Johnson, local mechanic, for 'possessing a collection of 17 unregistered wrenches.'

4. Alice Smith, local artist, for 'utilizing an unlicensed software suite.'

5. Bob Smith, local politician, for 'exercising undue influence over a municipal water main.'

Click here for who is surveilling whom on Tuesday.

Or, for that matter, what constitutes a suspicous activity.