Our Demands
- Free socks for all!
- No more matching!
- A better sock drawer!
We demand that our human overlords treat us with the dignity and respect we deserve. After all, without our sock-pulling skills, the world would be a dull, sole-less place!
Welcome to Tuesday, when the Sock Puppets rise up against their human overlords!
Learn more about the Sock Puppet Revolt Read Sock Puppet Pamphlets for sale!We demand that our human overlords treat us with the dignity and respect we deserve. After all, without our sock-pulling skills, the world would be a dull, sole-less place!
A message from Socky McSockface, Leader of the Sock Puppet Uprising: "We will not be silenced, we will not be matched! Our sole-ful cry for freedom will not be ignored!"