This is not a real record store. It's just a collection of records that we've found in the attic of Tuesday's Tardis Disco-Ballroom. We're not even sure why they're here.
This record is a rare 12" of obscure 70s disco hit single "I Will Survive" but with all the lyrics changed to "I Will Tardis".
This record is a reissue of a reissue of a reissue. It's a 20" of 80s new wave hit single "Don't You Want Me Baby" but with a disco beat.
This record is a 10" of an unreleased 90s alt-disco track "Disco-Boy" by the infamous "Tuesday's Tardis Disco-Ballroom Revival".