Tuesday's TardisSubpage 1: The Great Sock Conspiracy Subpage 2: The Time-Traveling Toaster Incident

Our Discovery

In a shocking turn of events, our team of expert archaeologists and pastry chefs stumbled upon an ancient artifact that defied all logic and reason. It was a toaster. Yes, you read that right. A toaster. We're not sure what it was used for, but we have reason to believe it was involved in a time-traveling plot to bring us the most epic breakfast burrito in the history of the universe.

As we speak, our team is still trying to figure out how it works, but we're pretty sure it involves a combination of quantum physics, advanced algorithms, and a pinch of paprika.

Join us on our journey to uncover the secrets of Tuesday's Tardis, and maybe, just maybe, we'll get to the bottom of this mystery. Or, you know, maybe we'll just end up in a time loop and have to rewatch the same episode of "The Office" for eternity. Either way, it'll be a wild ride.