Desperate Emails: A Tunnel of Torment

Warning: Entering this page may cause existential dread, crippling anxiety, and a strong desire to check your phone for notifications.

You are entering a tunnel of torment, where emails from your aunt, your coworker, and that one acquaintance from middle school will haunt your every step.

I'm overwhelmed with offers! I'm getting emails from the past! I'm lost, and so are my emails!
Note: The subpages linked are: /subpages/tunnel-of-torment/overwhelmed-by-offers /subpages/tunnel-of-torment/emails-from-the-past /subpages/tunnel-of-torment/lost-cause-queries /subpages/tunnel-of-torment/exit-strategies