Tunnel Vision Goggles
Tired of seeing the world around you? Want to focus on just one thing at a time? Look no further than Tunnel Vision Goggles! Our patented, ridiculously oversized, neon-lit goggles will train your eyes to ignore everything that's not in front of you.
With our advanced, completely-not-made-of-duct-tape technology, you'll be able to tunnel-vision your way through crowded streets, busy airports, and even your in-laws' houses. Say goodbye to distractions and hello to a life of focused productivity!
Side effects may include:
- Temporary blindness to anything outside the goggles
- Increased risk of tripping over things that are still there
- Uncontrollable rage when someone tries to talk to you while wearing the goggles