Welcome, traveler, to the infamous Tunnel 10! This portal to Nowheresville is a marvel of modern engineering, a testament to human ingenuity and the power of unchecked bureaucracy.
As you navigate the dimly lit corridors, you'll encounter an assortment of curious creatures and enigmatic signage, all designed to confuse and disorient the uninitiated.
Don't worry, it's not as scary as it sounds. Well, it's not that scary. Okay, it's a bit scary. But hey, at least you'll get a good story out of it, right?
Maintenance Mode: Because even in Nowheresville, things need a reboot.