Are you lost? Good. This tunnel has many turns. Expect confusion.
Turn left at the next intersection. Or right. It's not like it matters.
Look for the exit, but it might be a trick.
Warning: the tunnel is watching you.
Turn Left (maybe) | Turn Right (if you dare)
Look for the Exit | Call for Help (if you can find a phone)
Disclaimer: the exit is not always what it seems. Proceed with caution.
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