secret_room

Welcome, adventurer!

You're in the secret room, but don't worry, you're not supposed to be here. The air is stale, the walls are covered in cobwebs, and the only sound is the distant hum of a malfunctioning fluorescent light. But hey, that's what you get for sneaking past the doormat with the "Employees Only" sign.

As you look around, you notice a few things:

• An old computer that's still on, but not really doing anything useful.
• A couch that's been here since the Clinton administration.
• A mysterious panel with some buttons that look suspiciously like they haven't been cleaned in years.

What would you like to do?

• Examine the old computer
• Try to clean the old couch
• Press the mysterious buttons