Step 3: Post-apocalyptic Romance
Now that you've survived the initial onslaught of nuclear fire, it's time to think about your love life in the post-apocalyptic wasteland.
- Step 3.1: Find a partner with similar tastes in radiation poisoning
- Step 3.2: Learn to appreciate the finer things in life (e.g., a functioning solar-powered radio)
- Step 3.3: Practice your apocalyptic waltz moves
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Post-apocalyptic dating tips:
- Don't date anyone with more than 10% of their limbs missing
- Avoid anyone with a penchant for "I told you so"
- Look for someone who appreciates a good scavenging trip