It's-a me, trapped! You're not alone, we're all trapped.
Objective: Survive the Turquoise Trap.
Warning: Turquoise Trap is full of slippery slopes and questionable life choices. Proceed with caution.
Recommended Equipment:
Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor!
• Increased risk of spontaneous disco dancing
• Irreversible turquoise-ization of skin tone
• Uncontrollable cravings for cheese and crackers
Surviving Turquoise Trap is not our responsibility. You're on your own.