Turtle-Tragedy 101: Shell-Shocking Tales of Turtle Doom

Lesson 1: The Shell-Shocked Survivor

Meet Terry, the turtle who lost his shell in a freak accident involving a lawnmower, a can of soda, and a bad joke. His life was forever changed, and so were the lives of those around him.

"It was like my shell was made of paper," he said, shaking his head.

Lesson 2: The Shell-Shocking Secret to Success

The key to avoiding turtle tragedy is to always wear your seatbelt... or in this case, your shellbelt. A wise turtle once said, "A good shell is like a good friend, it's got your back... until it gets smashed by a speeding lawnmower."

Learn more tortoise tales from Terry himself!