The Tusk-Sandwich Method: A Scientific Approach to Meat

By: Dr. Blerg, renowned expert in the field of Meat Sciences

The Tusk-Sandwich Method is a highly-regarded technique in the world of meat preparation, first discovered by our team of expert butchers in the depths of 1980s Soviet Russia.

It involves the use of a special tusk-press, a custom-built machine that applies precisely 4.75 pounds of pressure to the meat, resulting in a perfect balance of flavors and textures.

Our research team has spent years perfecting the Tusk-Sandwich, and we're proud to say that it's now a staple of the culinary world.

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