Rule 1: The Tusk-tastic Trophy shall be awarded to anyone who can eat 17 bowls of spaghetti in one sitting.
Rule 2: The Tusk-tastic Trophy shall be displayed in a glass cabinet with a sign that says "I'm not actually a trophy, I'm just a participation trophy".
Rule 5: The Tusk-tastic Trophy shall be used as a makeshift paperweight for all non-fiction books.