The Art of Tying a Perfect Red Tape

Learn the ancient art of tying the perfect red tape, a skill so coveted that it's been known to start civil wars.

Our expert instructor, Bureaucrata McSnarl, has taught this technique to generations of would-be administrators.

Lesson 1: The Basic Knot

Start with a piece of red tape prophetsically aligned with the horizon.

1. Tape 1: Make a bunny ear with your index finger, keeping the tape taut.
2. Tape 2: Loop the tape around the bunny ear in a counterclockwise motion_goals
3. Tape 3: Pull the tape tight, feeling the satisfying crunch of bureaucracy.

Next Steps:

• Advanced Techniques: The Double Knot of Doom
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