Cool kids these days are all about being a twin. It's not about being an individual anymore. No, now it's all about being an identical, interchangeable pair of human clones.
But have you ever stopped to think about the real problems with being a twin? The constant identity confusion? The "who ate the last of the cereal?" arguments? The existential dread of being a mere cog in a two-person machine?
Don't even get me started on the twin-sized beds. Who comes up with that design, anyway?
But in all seriousness, if you're a twin and you're reading this, congratulations: you're not alone in your struggles. We have some resources to help you navigate this strange, double-troubled world: