A: The Two-Legged Tool is a revolutionary new device that can hold your drink and your snack at the same time, but only if you have two legs.
Q: How does it work?
A: It uses advanced technology to balance a tray and a leg on each side, creating a stable yet precarious base for your refreshments.
Q: Is it available in other sizes?
A: Unfortunately, the Two-Legged Tool comes in only one size: the perfect size for your average adult human.