Welcome to Subtype 4-4, where the fjords are not just a type of Norwegian mountain lake, but also a metaphor for the existential crises that come with choosing between the artisanal coffee shop and the hipster bakery.
Explore the Fjord of Fjords to learn more about the intricacies of this existential quagmire.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, visit the Fjord of Fjords' lesser-known cousin, the Fjord of Fjords' lesser-known cousin, the Fjord of Fjords' lesser-known cousin (a.k.a. the Fjord of Fjords' lesser-known cousin, the Fjord of Fjords' lesser-known cousin, the Fjord of Fjords' lesser-known cousin).