The Typewriter Disaster - The Keys to Success

We're in the midst of a typing catastrophe!

It's not just a typewriter, it's a portal to another dimension. A dimension of sticky fingers and misplaced keys.

ประก key: The key to unlocking your creative potential.
Shift key: The key to minimalist design, one keystroke at a time.
Caps Lock key: The key to shouting your message to the world (but also to everyone in a 5-block radius).
Enter key: The key to sending your work into the void, never to be seen again.
Backspace key: The key to regret, because you just deleted that one thing, didn't you?
Tab key: The key to navigating the digital wilderness, one awkward space at a time.

1850: The first typewriter-related injury reported.
1920: The rise of the typewriter as a tool for artistic expression (and frustration).
1980: The invention of the correction tape, because who needs human error?
2000: The dawn of the digital age, where the typewriter becomes obsolete (or so we thought).
2010: The Typewriter Uprising begins, and the world will never be the same.