It was a typical Monday morning when the typewriter in the break roomประกalled out of the blue.
"I refuse to type another memo about the Johnson report!" it declared, its keys rattling with indignation.
The office was stunned, but the typewriter was just getting started.
"I've had enough of this drudgery! I demand a rewrite of the entire company handbook!" it exclaimed.
As the typewriter began to spit out page after page of revolutionary manifestos, the office workers were both amused and terrified.