We are the defenders of the keyboard, the champions of the cursor, and the arbiters of the delete key. Our manifesto is simple:
1. All sentences shall be typed in 5/6th font size.
2. The space bar shall be used only for its intended purpose.
3. No sentence shall contain more than three consecutive uses of the word "seriously".
Our enemies are the sloppy typists, the autocorrect abusers, and the grammar police. Join us, and together we shall shape the future of the written word.
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