Squall Safety

Warning: Tornado Alley is a treacherous place, full of flying debris and twirling doom. But fear not, dear traveler, for we have the most advanced squall-safety technology in the world!

Squall-Safe 9000

Our patented, highly experimental Squall-Safe 9000 system uses a combination of:

Try it out for yourself: Squall-Safety Demo

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