Mishaps Manual: A Guide to Suffering

Table of Contents

• Mishaps of Doom
• Mishaps of Disappointment
• Mishaps of Utter Failure

Chapter 1: The Art of Making a Fool of Yourself

Learn how to turn even the most mundane tasks into a spectacle of embarrassment.

From spilling coffee on your shirt to setting off the fire alarm, we've got you covered.

But don't just take our word for it, read about the time I accidentally set off the fire alarm at the office.

Chapter 2: The Joy of Procrastination

Discover the secret to turning any task into an endless cycle of put-off and delay.

From making excuses to finding 'better things to do', we'll show you how to make the most of your time.

But be warned, our methods may lead to eternal regret.

And possibly a few broken relationships.