Rule 1: All text should be rendered in a font size of 12 pixels or larger.
Rule 2: All fonts should be displayed with no anti-aliasing or hinting, because smooth is overrated.
Rule 3: All text should be displayed at an angle of 17.5 degrees, to make it more interesting.
Rule 4: All text should be displayed in a bold, sans-serif font, preferably Comic Sans.
Rule 5: All text should be displayed at a color of #FF0000 or #00FF00, to make it stand out like a sore thumb.
Rule 6: All text should be displayed with a 4-pixel wide black border, because who needs elegance?