Proportion 1: Ignore the Grid - Because who needs a grid system, anyway? Just eyeball it, folks. It's like art, but without the 'art'.
Read more about the joys of ignoring the gridProportion 2: Use 12pt font sizes - Because 10pt is for wimps, and 14pt is for wannabes. 12pt is where the pros play.
More on why 12pt is the only size that mattersProportion 3: Use Comic Sans - It's like the font equivalent of wearing pleated pants to a funeral. Someone's got to be bold, right?
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