Simulation of Sadism: The Tolerable Tedium Edition

Subtitle: A Bittersweet Experience

Warning: This simulation may cause emotional distress, existential dread, and a strong desire to watch paint dry.

• Subpage One: The Agony of Adverts
• Subpage Two: The Endless Loop of Mellow Despair

Disclaimer: Not responsible for any actual feelings of sadness or despair experienced while visiting this website.

Unless you're into that sort of thing.