You have been tasked with the noble pursuit of becoming the ultimate couch potato.
Objective: Consume 1000 hours of entertainment media within a 30-day timeframe.
Status: Day 0/30, Hours 0/1000
Energy Bars: 100%
Controller Proficiency: 0%
TV Signal Strength: 100% (Perfect signal, no buffer)
Binge-watch entire season of 'Stranger Things'
Snack Bar: Consume 1000 calories in 1 sitting
Blanket: Achieve 100% blanket fort completion