Q: What is the Ultimate Destiny?
A: It's the inevitable outcome of all our choices, duh!
Q: How do I unlock my Ultimate Key?
A: Just stare intensely at a blank wall for 7 days, then shout 'I AM THE CHOSER' at the top of your lungs. Repeat as necessary.
Q: What's the difference between the Keys of Ultimate Destiny and regular keys?
A: Regular keys are for doors, but these ones are for UNLOCKING REALITY!
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