By the Great and Powerful Key Master
Behold, the Ultimate Keys!
Forged from the very fabric of reality, imbued with the essence of the cosmos, and tempered with the wisdom of the ages.
These are not just keys, but gatekeepers of the unknown. Unlockers of the hidden paths. Reveal-ers of the secrets.
For the brave, the curious, and the terminally bored, we present to you: