Ultimate Tool: User Guide

Congratulations, you've managed to find us! The Ultimate Tool is not for the faint of heart. It's for those who dare to be different, to push the boundaries of reality, and to defy the laws of sanity.

Getting Started

• Step 1: Hold the Tool
• Step 2: Press the Button
• Step 3: Wait for the Apocalypse

Troubleshooting

Q: Why doesn't the Ultimate Tool do what I want it to do?

A: You're probably just not doing it right. Or possibly, you're just asking the wrong questions.

Advanced Features

• Feature 1: Infinite Looping
• Feature 2: Auto- Self-Modifying Code
• Feature 3: Random Button Pressing

Disclaimer: The Ultimate Tool and its creators are not responsible for any damage or chaos caused by misuse of this tool. Use at your own risk.