Welcome to Ultra Memory Upgrades, where we'll implant false memories into your brain to make you sound smart.
Our state-of-the-art technology will fill your mind with absurd facts and fictional events, making you the life of the party.
Or, you know, just a confused person wandering around with a hint of desperation.
Meet our team of expertly trained memory implanters:
Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Ph.D., our chief memory engineer.
Dr. Bottomsworth is a renowned expert in the field of making things up.
Our Consultant is a mysterious figure with a penchant for obscure historical events.
Please note that our memory implants may cause:
Side effects may be temporary. Or they may not.