Ultra Sleep Cycle
Welcome to the Ultra Sleep Cycle, where the dream is real, and the coffee is always strong.
To get the most out of your Ultra Sleep Cycle, follow these expert tips:
- Invest in a high-quality sleep mask with neon lights to keep you awake while you're trying to fall asleep.
- Drink copious amounts of coffee, but not too much, or you'll end up in the land of the sleepless.
- Prioritize your sleep schedule, but only after your social media scrolling schedule.
Advanced Sleep Techniques
Electroshock Therapy for Sleep Deprivation