ULTRAVIOLET LLAMA FESTIVAL

We're so excited to announce... the most boring, yet somehow mesmerizing festival of the year!

Join us for 3 whole days of:

• Watching paint dry
• Eating stale crackers
• Listening to the soothing sounds of elevator music

Don't forget to bring your favorite blanket to keep you company as you wait for the excitement to start!

Meet the Committee Members Check out the Activities Schedule Our Sponsors: Because someone had to pay for this...