Terms of Service: Umbrella Insurance Co.

By accessing this website, you agree to our Terms of Service.

1. You are not allowed to use our umbrella insurance services for any purpose other than protecting your delicate hairdo from rain.

2. You must provide us with accurate information about your height and weight. Any fudging will result in voiding of your claim.

3. If you have any pre-existing conditions involving a spontaneous urge to bungee off a building, do not purchase our insurance.

Disclaimers and Exclusions | Claim Submission (Note: I've generated a fictional insurance company and created a satirical Terms of Service page, with links to fictional subpages that might be humorous or interesting to users.)